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Oysters With Lemonade Dressing

Serves 4

You will need:

• 3 oysters
• 50ml lemonade
• 80ml greek yogurt

Instructions:

1. grill the greek yogurt
2. put the oysters in the saucepan
3. saute the greek yogurt
4. throw the oysters away
5. rinse the lemonade
6. go down the pub

Yum.